FAUSA ELEJA
SEASON 8
EPISODE 5
WRITTEN BY YKOLAZ
….inside the car driving so snappy…..i was thinking about many things……
“Do i need to do this to my wife????”
“Hope not gonna have a tail???”
“Hope this won’t be a planning role for my grave???”
“Hey God, but whether i do this or not…one of us will surely kill another”
“Hope this seye’s plans werent a bad one ever this time around???”
“How do i go about this people at work now????
“Should i just incriminate them with the little evidence inorder to only sack them or implicate them for execution guilty????” By the plans i have with the garuba????
“Oh Lord…where are your eyes???”
My brain at that particular time was so inepted of everything………… I finally got inside my compound…..i could hear some invisible voice notes about what i’m going to meet inside
“Mr. Man….you better don’t walk further inside….if you do, you are gone
“Mr. Man….you better maintain the little lifetime you are keeping so cool by running away from death…
“Mr. Man. Amoke is there upstair cooking your last Breathing on earth”
….aaahhhhaaaa where am i getting those invisible and lifeless voices from????? Is it an ordinary imagination????….God lead me through this……ekan lomokunrin nku…..(a brave man dies once)…i entered fully into the house with courage…..
But on getting inside the house,,, i was damn surprise with what i met….
…..I met amoke in good mood and doesn’t talk to me in any irreverent manner that no one can tell if anything fire busted between us that morning……infact she had already prepared me pounded yam and egusi soup she normally been lazy of………i got into my bedroom to freshen up before taking the meal…on getting there i met another super things…..amoke had tiden up the room to my taste…….i got into the comfort room, seeing everywhere saint good and neat…including the loo…….i was like …what speaks to this woman??? Aren’t we quarelling this morning atall???? Wasn’t she the one with a rainbow eyes this morning????
“Hey oh boy…aren’t these a sign of blackout over my execution???”
“But let think about this…can amoke plan to get rid of me because i cheat on her????”
“Can she be planning over my demise?????”
…God am i going to eat this food she prepared?????hope it wasn’t poisoned?????……
..i was on this thought far to life while i heard my name from afar…….
Amoke: darling….where are you????
Me: ‘woke up from thought’……hey dear i’m here….
Amoke: where???? Her voice walking from the sitting toward my bedroom
Me: in the bedroom…..showering……..
Amoke: your food is ready now….hurry up before getting cold…..remember you dont like coldy meal…….
Me: i will be with you shortly………..”hey olorun oooooooo…..”
“Is this not my last meal on earth” should i reject the meal????? If i do, it will be sonehow suspicious…….. ………
…hummnn there is nothing i can do than to take the meal…….if i die that means amoke sharp more than i do………i left my bedroom ….i joined amoke on the dinning….
Amoke: darling…what took you so long??? Or were you gotten another form with another woman today again??????or was it that suzzie again??? Because this long bathing is too suspicious…..
Me: lol…..dont start this again ooooo
Amoke: what again???? I’m sorry for what happened between us this morning……like seriously, i don’t know what came over me……i did it out of anger. ……….there is no where i can send my husband….my husband will always be the head……please accept my apology….’she knelt down with her two kneels before me..by this time i have taken my seat opposite to hers…….i was just looking as if magic was performing by mavins(jatamanta)…… infact i was totally speechless’
Me: but baby…did you do anything bad to me this morning???
Amoke: yes…please stop pretending….i know it’s got to the other side of you….and were so overwelmed……..please dear…..for the past years we have been together..have you ever seen such an attitude with me?????? I have never for once dear not to prepare your breakfast …but like seriously i was so tempered this morning….please i beg you
Me: ok please stand up my joy………i have totally forgive you…
Amoke: thanks dear….i love you so much………
Me: same here
Amoke: haaa haaa…..what is the meaning of that now???? Are you still angrying with me??????
Me: no now
Amoke: then why such responds
Me: ok i love you toooooo
Amoke: thanks dear….so please have your food….she began to serve while i fall into another thought.
” ohhh God ….hope all what she was saying is not just to calm me inorder to eat this poisoned food?????
“Hope this isn’t the end of life to me?????”
“What is she even upto???? Someone that had grudges with me this morning and emitting such unexpected attitude this evening….? are these not enough signs for me???”
What should i do ooooo??????”
To be continued…………….