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ME: Hi cutie.
ME: I think you’re awesome.
HER: Thank you.
ME: Can I go out with you on Friday?
HER: What do you do for a living?
ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that have possibilities of high returns.
HER: Wow, that’s amazing. So like stock exchange or something like that?
ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investments, analysing and investing in business opportunities in England, Spain, Germany and just to mention a few.
HER: (smiling) Okay, that explains your good looks all through! I can go out with you.
ME: (If only she knew I was talking about football betting)