Jokes: Adventures of Akpos episode 41

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Episode 41 ‘

’10 Funny Quotes Of The Year 2016

  • Below are the 10 Funny Quotes of the year so far…
  • Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’
  • Dating a slim/slender guy is cool… the problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
  • Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex.
  • Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for 5 mins but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours! Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.
  • I stopped trusting ladies when my Primary 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror
  • Being dumped by a dark skinned girl is the worst thing ever! Because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.
  • If is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day, but NOT when it’s on a drying line.
  • Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.
  • A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to fart (mess)
  • My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

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