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My dad got me a dictionary for my birthday
“Why did you get me this?” I asked
He said, “Because you’re stupid.”
Then for his birthday, I got him a condom.
“Why did you get me this?” he asked.
I said, “Because that you won’t give birth to more stupid children.”
I’ve been living on the streets for 10 days now…