title: LOCAL CHAMPION
NAME: AYANPOJU AYANYEMI
PN: +2348120292561
EPISODE 1
Am inside the class sitting down we are having
account the teacher ask one of the girls in class
what is manufacturing account the girl stand up
and was just looking at him after like 5 min of
standing and cracking of brain the teacher ask another person that one
also did not know the
answer i raise up my hand he ask me what is my
name i told him and answer the question. all
eyes is just on me after i answer the queastion
the girl he ask the question earlier come to my
front and want to kiss me as i want to kiss her i just hear
Kpa kpa kpa
Brother brother
I rais up my head up and see my brother chai it
just a dream sha i just look at im with one kind
eye. me: weting do you this mumu boy why you
wake me up as i wan kiss na him you go wake
me
Brother: see you PAPA they call you joooo
You they kiss pillow as big as you are
Me:weting papa wan see me for now Him no fit wait ni See you later
EPISODE 2
My brother left me, i wear one of one kembe
trouser and my worn out singlet i enter the
parlor and see my pman sintting down with pako
(local tothbrush) in his mouth my mom is not
there with him i great him and he just look me with one killer i eye
chai my own don bust
weting i do dis man this elemomo nah me: good
morning papa
Pman: ori eti buru omo ale jakujaku mi o ibi ti iya
ti ri e gbewa wo ago. Ago me lo ni
(your head is not correct b—–d boy i dont know where you mom
brought you fro what is the
time there)
Me: am sorry papa
Pman: sorry for your self yous suppose to fetch
water in this house and go to the farm for me
you are just wakin up around 11pm if i did not sent your brother to
come and wake you up nko
Me: (speechless) chai this papa nah one kind
agbero he just stand up and give me one confirm
slap kpa kpa my eye is just seeing double.
Pman: getout from my front and go and fetch
water here Me: okay papa
I leave him alone in the parlour go to the
backyard carry my jerrycan with red eye.