A story by PESMAN
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I began to be shaking like leaf on the ocean,
without knowing what reply to give
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Jameelah: ***Scream again*** What are you
doing in our house sitting on my mummy’s
laps?
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Me: Ehrn Ehrn ***Stutter***
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Madam Hadiza: Welcome my dear, how are
you doing?
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Jameelah: *** She ignored her mother and
moved close to me, raised up her hand to
slap me but she was held by her mother***
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Madam Hadiza: Don’t try it or you get
yourself blame, what do you think you’re
doing?
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Jameelah: What is he doing here? Imagine
you’re kissing my boyfriend, mum you’re so
annoying am really disappointed
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Madam Hadiza: Hold it there who is your so
called boyfriend?
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Jameelah: Pesman ofcourse mum, am
disappointed in you (crying)
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Madam Hadiza: Would you shut your mouth
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Me: ***Still in silent mood*** Sandra walked
out of the kitchen that moment
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Sandra: Ma, i am here ma
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Madam Hadiza: What are you here for? Who
called you?
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Sandra: I thought I heard you calling my
name ma, I was in kitchen when I heard
your voice ma, I think you’re in need of
something
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Jameelah: ***Walked to Sandra and landed
her hot slap*** Who called you? Must you
know what is going on in our families?
Aporoko woman, now vanish
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Madam Hadiza: ***With angry voice***
Jameelah what has come over you, did I ask
you to slap her? Jameelah you’re about to be
trespassing in this house ***Faced Sandra
who held her cheek*** Am very sorry
Sandra, please go back to your room I didn’t
call you ok?? If I need something I will send
for you
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Sandra: (She walked back to the kitchen)
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Jameelah: Mum I demand explanations who
is Pesman to you?
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Madam Hadiza: Daughter go to your room,
we will talk about him later
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Jameelah: You Pesman! You betrayed me???
No problem you will hear from me soon
***Walked to her room and banged the
door***
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Me: Peslady its time to go home
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Madam Hadiza: What do you think you’re
doing, where are you going?
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Me: My house of course, I need to cool my
head
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Madam Hadiza: You’re going nowhere
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Me: But why? I’m no more comfortable here
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Madam Hadiza: ***With angry face*** You
have to tell me all what you know about this
issue, tell me are you dating my daughter???
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Me: Am not dating her, she was just
surprised to see me here
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Madam Hadiza: Hmmmm she was surprised
to see you here?
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Me: Yes
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Madam Hadiza: It obvious you have being
seeing before today?
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Me: Not really, we met at one occasion few
months back
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Madam Hadiza: Its true Jameelah like
clubbing
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Me: You and your daughter has ruined my
day
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Madam Hadiza: Am sorry I don’t know you
know each other, but she called you her
boyfriend
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Me: I asked her out that day but she
declined, maybe that’s why she was mad
when seeing me here
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Madam Hadiza: Don’t mind her Pesman she
is your sister
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Me: I will not be coming here anymore, I
don’t want Jameelah’s trouble
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Madam Hadiza: Haaaaaa Pesman its not up
to that, you can come here anytime you
want
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Me: No I can’t
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Madam Hadiza: Ok let come to conclusion
then
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Me: Am listening
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Madam Hadiza: Whenever you see Her tell
her you’re my P.A (Personal assistance)
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Me: Your P.A?
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Madam Hadiza: Yes
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Me: P.A duty is to be kissing his boss and sat
on her lap?
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Madam Hadiza: Bad boy, tell her you’re not
kissing me
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Me: But she caught us red handed
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Madam Hadiza: You’re not a man enough, so
you can’t denie things? Ok tell her
something fell into my eye and you’re
helping me removing it
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Me: Hahaha you think she would believe me?
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Madam Hadiza: I will talk to her then,
moreover she’s my daughter I know what
she needed in situation like this
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Me: Hmmmm
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Madam Hadiza: Just tell her all what I just
told you, let our stories be the same
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Me: Alright
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Madam Hadiza: Jameelah is your sister don’t
go near her please, just see her as your kid
sister nothing more, if you try anything
funny with her, hmmmm Pesman I can kill
because of her, please don’t go there or you
want to be ramming mother and daughter?
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Me: Never I cannot do that, you’re sufficient
for me what else am I looking for?
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Madam Hadiza: Good of you, I trust you
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Me: Thank You
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Madam Hadiza: (She reached for her purse
counted 12k and gave it to me) Take this
Pesman
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Me: ***Collecting it from her*** What do
you want me to buy for you?
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Madam Hadiza: Use it to check your jamb
result
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Me: We just did it
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Madam Hadiza: Keep it and you may want to
buy something use out of it
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Me: Thank you dear am very grateful
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Madam Hadiza: When are we seeing again?
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Me: Anytime you wish, but it would be after
you have settle with your daughter
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Madam Hadiza: Ok dear, I will feed you back
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Me: Alright
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Madam Hadiza: Love you so much
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Me: Me too
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Madam Hadiza: A kiss?
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Me: Again??
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Madam Hadiza: Come on Pesman
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Me: *** I walked out of her sitting room, I
met Gateman outside***
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GateMan: Big boy
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Me: hello what can I do for you?
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Gateman: You always come here without
looking at my side
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Me: Because nothing good is at your side
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Gateman: Haaaaaa my son its not up to that
level nau
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Me: Have you forgotten what you did to me
the first time I came to this house, have you
forgotten how you treated me like a thief?
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Gateman: Am sorry son, you know I don’t
know you were so close to madam
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Me: Very close to her
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Gateman: How related are you to her?
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Me: Her P.A
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Gateman: Wow, so you’re madam right
hand? We are now a friend you can come
here anytime of your choice, even you can
come 1am in the morning nobody will
challenge you
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Me: ***Laugh*** Baba I cannot come here
by that hour
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Gateman: Where are you going now?
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Me: My house
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Gateman: Find something for Baba nau
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Me: Something like?
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Gateman: Anything you like
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Me: ***Dipped my hand into my pocket
handed 1k to him out of 12k madam hadiza
gave to me***
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Gateman: Wow 1,000naira I will repay you
my son
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Me: ***What do you have to give me, stupid
man*** Baba let me be on my way
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Gateman: See you next time son
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Me: ***Walked out of him***
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******CHRISTABEL AND SUSAN******
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Christabel and Susan is seen discussing
seriously
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Christabel: Enyim otekwala My friend my
friend its been long how are you doing?
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Susan: Am fine eee
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Christabel: We see you in Osun state guess
no problem or you come for another
wedding?
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Susan: No I didn’t come for weeding this
time around, I came to stay with you
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Christabel: ***Surprised*** to stay with me
kwa? Susan I don’t think it can possible the
Susan I know hmmmm
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Susan: Have changed my friend, Susan of
yesteryears is different from Susan of today.
I am no more (Trouble Susan) am now a
changed person
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Christabel: Beside you cannot just come to
stay with me without informing me before,
no its not impossible
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Susan: Please my friend let me be staying
with you for a while before i can get my
own Apartment
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Christabel: Tell me Susan what pursue you
out of Enugu?
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Susan: Its a long story dear
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Christabel: We are just two here and am
going nowhere, so tell me before you can be
welcome into this house
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Susan: What happened is that (She paused)
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Christabel: What happened?
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Susan: I fought with someone and the
person got injured
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Christabel: Hmmmm but you just said you
have changed, Susan I know you very well
the person you fought got injured or dead?
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Susan: No, the person does not die but badly
injured
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Christabel: Is it man or woman?
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Susan: One rude girl like that
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Christabel: What happened between two of
you?
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Susan: The bitch is dating my boyfriend, I
went to his house to greet him and I met
the stupid girl there, I smashed bottle on her
head
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Christabel: Haaaaaa Susan, you’re a
murderer
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Susan: What is she looking for in my
boyfriend’s house? Anyway my boyfriend
carried her to hospital for treatment while I
ran out of his apartment, few days later
police were looking for me, that’s why I
come to you my friend please shield me
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Christabel: But there is no work here to do,
or are you not going to be eating
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Susan: I will be eating what you’re eating,
your boyfriend will also be providing for us
nau
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Christabel: My boyfriend isn’t an ATM
machine ok?? And I don’t depend on him
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Susan: Guess your man is handsome
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Christabel: Susan don’t go near him, I know
you very well when its come to issue of a
man, you can snatch a ghost boyfriend
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Susan: Can’t wait to meet him
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Christabel: I will call him to come over, its
been long I saw him sef’
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Susan: He traveled?
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Christabel: No! Just being busy
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Susan: Call him and tell him to bring
something for you that your sister is here
and wanted to see him
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Christabel: (She just smile)
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******PESMAN******
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I entered my room lay back on bed, the
event of the previous hours began to flow
around
my mind.
“Pesman you’re a criminal o”
“So you’re dating both Mother and Daughter
at the same time?”
“But its not my fault nau”
“Both mother and daughter were the one
asked me out”
“Forget! Madam Hadiza cannot hurt me”
“But what of Jameelah?”
“What is she capable of doing?”
“Hmmmm don’t I think this is the best
opportunity for Don to deal with me, now
that I don’t have Jameelah’s support
anymore”
“Should I call her and apologize to
her?”
“No I will not call her now”
“She is angry with me at the moment”
“I will call her tomorrow, she would have
been calm by then”
“I need to talk to someone now”
“Who should I call?”
“Should I call Cnn?”
“No the Dude isn’t here with me anymore”
“Who should I call now o”
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I began to scroll my contact when a call
suddenly came in, I looked at the screen,the
caller was Christabel, I picked.
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Christabel: Hello boo
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Me: Hi bae
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Christabel: How are you
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Me: Am fine and you?
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Christabel: Am fine, guess what?
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Me: Hmmmm you have bought Iphone 7
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Christabel: Lol, what makes you think so??
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Me: Because Iphone 7 is you ladies dream
phone
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Christabel: I didn’t buy Iphone 7, what
happened is that I have a visitor from home
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Me: from Enugu?
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Christabel: Yes and she is requesting your
presence
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Me: Really?
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Christabel: Yes, when are you coming?
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Me: In the next 30min
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Christabel: Alright dear bye
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Me: Bye ***hanged up*** let me quickly be
on my way, afterall I’m looking for whom to
talk to, I think Christabel and her visitor
could keep me company
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******AN HOUR LATER******
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I knocked on Christabel’s door, she quickly
came over to the door and opened it for me,
she hugged me like 20sec before she let go
of me, I walked into her room, seated on her
bed was a beautiful slim girl, she quickly
stood on her feet like someone who has
seen something very surprised, she moved
close to me and hugged me so tight, I
thought it
was a normal welcome hug until she
brought her face close to mine and kissed
my lips, I was like ouch please kiss me more,
but my heart started beating so fast as
Christabel shouted ontop of her voice KEE
UDI NZUZU BU IHE A SUSAN??
(SUSAN WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS
RUBBISH??)
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I just stood still like someone who just lost
his dick without knowing what to do nor
say
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To be continued
