Stupid Questions some girls do ask

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STUPID QUESTIONS SOME GIRLS ASK,AND HOW GUYS SHOULD ANSWER THEM. GIRL: Are you a player?
ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season.
GIRL: Why do you want my BBpin?
ANS: NO, i want to use it and burst my pimples
GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire,what will i do?
ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch.
GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a condom your bringing out?
ANS: No, its my bank ATM card
GIRL: If i sleep over in yourhouse, hope nothing funny will happen?
ANS: Trust me, We will do nightvigil.
GIRL: Baby send me card
ANS: Yellow card or Red card?
GIRL: Can you really date me without sex?
ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive?
GIRL: I hope your not after my body?
ANS: No, am after your spirit
GIRL: I have missed my period
ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class.
GIRL: Why don’t you have a car?
ANS: Did your father have a car at my age? Guys wat do u pple fink

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