The Police Man And The Hacker Boy Episode 4 {SEASON2
Don: okay no problem
Me: let me call my dearie. I called Maryam and put the phone on loudspeaker to amuse don, and she picked
Maryam: what?
Don: {whispering} -see the girl you were calling your love- ## in a laughing tone##
Me: come on love what happened again? I called you to greet you and instead of you to say something sweet to me, all you said was “what?”
Don: {laughing} greet?
Maryam: so? What else do you want me to say?
Don: {laughing} yay! So dino you are a good liar
Me: “this girl can’t just fall my hand in front of don” I thought to myself. Maryam! Stop using another way to let me know you don’t love me. I have always knew you will abandon me for another guy someday, I know you are in love with another guy over there, but no problem I forgive you. Thanks and good bye
Maryam: hey Al-amin it’s not what you think, wallahi I love you and I can’t stop loving you Don: {shocked}
Me: {feeling big} I looked at don and eyed him. You are still claiming you love me? a girl will never talk to a guy she loves the way you just did, so stop the prank Maryam: I am just very angry with you. If I don’t call you you won’t call me, and I was taking it as a joke wallahi I wasn’t serious, when I saw your call I felt something strong in my heart I really love you
Me: okay, I am now happy
Maryam: okay guess what
Me: what?
Maryam: just guess
Me: the only thing I can guess is that you are coming back to Nigeria, and if that’s not it, there is nothing interesting that I can guess
Maryam: {laughed} funny you, you guessed right!
Me: really? When are you coming back?
Maryam: guess?
Me: talk now
Maryam: I said you should guess
Me; I can’t get guess just tell me
Maryam: no! no!! no!!! if you can’t guess then I won’t tell you Me: if you really love me tell me
Maryam: I love you but I won’t tell you, if you truly love me guess Me: I won’t guess
Maryam: that means you don’t love me
Me: you don’t love me too
Maryam: no problem bye
Me: bye, don’t even come back. ##She ended the call##
Don: is she angry?
Me: you don’t know anything about love, go and fall inlove before Alhaji sale kills you Don: {laughed} you are funny, do you know how many girls I have dated? And do you know how many girlfriends I have now?
Me: having lots of girlfriends doesn’t mean you are in love or you’ve tasted love Don: really? mr know all
Me: yes. If you have a girl you love, you won’t be dating millions of girls Don: they are the one chasing me
Me: {laughed} finest! You are not even ashamed of yourself; girls are the ones chasing you not you chasing them. That shows how weak you are
Don: Dino, it’s okay
Me: {laughed} I have noticed something about you don, you are scared of arguing with someone
Don: I just don’t like arguing it’s not in my hormone, and it’s childish and a waste of time Me: wow! We are the same
Don: {laughed} we’re not the same o! you have been arguing with Maryam for the past 10minutes and you said we are the same?
Me: I only argue love arguments
Don: {laughed} you only argue love argument?
Me: yes!
Don: where in Nigeria have you seen a police officer that doesn’t argue Me: hey don, don’t insult me. I am an educative police officer
Don: educative police?
Me: yes! Educative police officer
Don: ok. Senator educative police officer dino what took you to a police station? All the jobs in Nigeria you left them to become a police a officer. An educative police officer like you Me: it’s because of condition and connection, and its okay stop insulting me Don: {laughed} you said I am scared of argument? Why are you now telling me to stop?
Me: see don I will remove 1 of your teeth if you don’t stop Don: [placed his hand on my shoulder] come on buddy, it hasn’t gotten to that Me: then stop
Don: okay
Me: I don’t even know what to say to my useless boss in office tomorrow Don: don’t worry yourself, Alhaji sale will settle everything Me: okay now, you are right
Don: hope you have food stuffs in your house because I am really hungry Me: sure! But you will be the one to cook
Don: why will I cook for us? Am I Maryam?
Me: I bring food the food stuffs, you cook
Don: so because it’s your house
Me: it’s not like that
Don: okay no problem, its not a big deal. So what and what do you have?
Me: I have rice, beans, and onion
Don: ##laughing## this educative police officer, you won’t kill me. so rice, beans and onion are food stuffs?
Me: yes now? Are they not food stuffs? There is a big different between food stuff and ingredient
Don: okay educative police officer
Me: stop calling me that
Don: okay sorry dino, we have to get some ingredient. We went to the market to buy some ingredient for stew. When we got home I assisted don in cooking, we were done in 1 hour. We both ate and discussed till 11a.m, then we went to bed. The next day morning, we woke up and we both took our bath.
Me: where should we go to first? Alhaji sale’s house or the station Don: am I a police officer? What will I be doing in the station?
Me: you are under arrest
Don: just call Alhaji sale and ask him
Me: ok… I called Alhaji sale and he picked
Alhaji sale: hello
Me: Alhaji sale, it’s me dino. I called you to ask you if I should come over to your house now or go to the station first
Alhaji sale: you don’t have to go to the station till nextweek Monday
Me: why?
<<<<<< To Be continued next week>>>>>>>>
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