# THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE15
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*** GRACE BIRTHDAY***
Birthdays are usually the occasions for
rejoicing and feasting. Relatives and friends
gather on the occasion and wish many
happy returns of the day and offer their
blessing. They bring with them beautiful
presents.
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Time was 8:00 in the evening, a special
canopy was erected in the big compound of
the house. It was tasteful decorated with
colorful buntings and balloons. Tables were
laid and covered with white sheets. A big
cake was placed on the central table.
The guests now began to arrive one by one.
One of grace’s friend were receiving them at
the entrance of the canopy.
At exact Eight thirty (8:30pm) The MC
(MASTER OF CEREMONY) began the
programme by calling out the celebrant to
the front after all the guests were sited.
Grace was clad on sexy red gown with
beautiful necklace on her she was looking
attractive.
My phone rang that moment i excused
myself out of canopy and picked the call.
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Me: Hello christabel
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Christabel: Hi dear where are you?
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Me: Outside the canopy
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Christabel: I’m outside of the gate i will join
you now
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Me: Alright *** Hanged up***
I walked back to my sit under the canopy,
few minutes later Christabel walked in to the
canopy, She Dressed in a cloths i choose
for the previous day she sited beside me
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Christabel: Hi dear
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Me: You came late why
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Christabel: I was taking my time to look
beautiful in front of my love
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Me: Hmmmm; That’s amazing and you are
looking sweet
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Christabel: **Smile** Thank dear you also
look take away
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Me: Thank love
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Christabel: Where are you going after the
party?
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Me: My house of course
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Christabel: Why not my house
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Me: I wasn’t ready to meet your parents
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Christabel: I’m living alone not with my
parents
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Me: But i still preferred my abode
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Christabel: Nothing bad in it, but you can use that opportunity to know where i resided
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Me: Is that what you want?
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Christabel: Yes pesman please do this for me
**she kissed me without minding we were
in party**
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Me: No problem dear, i will follow you but i
will leave as early as 5:00am
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Christabel: woow you are a wonderful man,
love you so much
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Me: **Not your fault you have been caged by my women ritual cream** love you too
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MC continued with the event of the party
after the opening prayer by someone i don’t
know, he later called celebrant to called out
her boyfriend, The celebrant went into the
crowd and brings out one fair guy looking
like Abbey outside.
I cleaned my face to see the boyfriend
clearly, my mind cannot deceived me it was
Abbey, so Abbey and i were attending the
same party without knowing, Abbey bad
guy.
Abbey was introduced to us as celebrant’s
boyfriend, he was smiling without knowing
he wouldn’t go to his house as complete
man as he came to the party, after the
introduction he went back to his seat.
I brought out my phone composed some
message and sent to him.
“I was at your back just look into the next
three row at your back you will see me”
He looked back and signalled me, he walked to my me and said
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Abbey: Pesman so you later attend this party without informing me?
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Me: Oga Abbey, this is the party i was telling
you about, my bea Christabel invited me
(pointing at Christabel)
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Abbey: Woow that means grace and
christabel are friends
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Christabel: Yea we are friends from primary
school
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Abbey; That’s cool, hope you are taking
good care of my friend, he’s good friend of
mine
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Christabel: sure i am, i love him so much
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Abbey: **Faced me** see you later pesman,
let me back to my seat m.c will soon call
me again **He went back to his seat**
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Me: **Turned to Christabel** so Abbey is
grace boyfriend?
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Christabel: I don’t know him, Grace told me
she just met her new boyfriend, But she
hasn’t introduce him to me
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Me: Do you know her ex?
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Christabel: Yes i do, one notorious guy like
this
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Me: Hope the guy won’t come here to cause
trouble
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Christabel: That’s my fear, he might come
because the guy is so violently
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Me: I pray he didn’t come **Grace (The
celebrant) walked to us that moment, she
tapped Christabel by shoulder and said**
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Grace: Come with me
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Christabel: What happened?
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Grace: M.C said i should bring one of my
friend, don’t you hear when he said it?
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Christabel: I don’t hear o, but why me?
Beside am with my boo?
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Grace: because you are my best friend, lets
go please
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Christabel: I’m coming pesman (she peck me and left with grace)
My phone rang immediately she left, i
checked the screen it was monitoring spirit
(Dupe)
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Me: Hello
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Dupe: Hi how are you doing?
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Me: Am fine
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Dupe: How is the party?
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Me: Going smoothly
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Dupe: Just want to remind you of warn i
warned you
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Me: Never can i forget
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Dupe; Pesman please just be on low key
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Me; Ok dear, when are you coming back to
the party?
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Dupe: I just through with madam Hadiza
can’t make it to the party again
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Me: Who is Madam Hadiza?
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Dupe; The supermarket woman i told you
about
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Me: Her name is Hadiza?
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Dupe: Yes
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Me: Ok dear
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Dupe: I will come to your house tomorrow
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Me: Noted
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Dupe: Love you pesman bye
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Me: Love you too bye
**Hanged up**
Thanks God she wasn’t come again i can
now enjoy myself to the fullest Gbogbo Aye
(Full of enjoyment)
Grace and Christabel reached the front (On
stage) M.c continued with the event of the
programme
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M.c: Is this your best friend?
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Grace: Yes
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M.c: Well she fine small sha, but she no fine
reach my grandmother **Audiences
laughed including me**
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Christabel: Thank you
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M.c: Now lady what is your name?
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Christabel: Christabel
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M.c: Oh! Christabel, do you know what you
will do for me now?
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Christabel: Nope until you say it out
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M.c: Now look at the audiences, you can
travel to the south,north,East and west of
this canopy, just bring out one handsome
guy for me
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Christabel: ** With joy all over her face** is
that all?
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M.c: Yes that’s all
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Me: **Christabel is going to choose me, my
heart was beating faster because i don’t
know what this m.c is up to.
Christabel walked to me she was smiling like someone who just won jackpot, pesman let’s go please don’t disappoint me there she
whisper to my right hear as we walked
hand to hand to the front **
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M.c: Woow, good looking,handsome,bea
utiful,Damsel,cute,Adorable guy, you are
looking handsome
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Me: **Shake hand with him** How do you
do?
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M.c: Am cool
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Me: You sent for me?
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M.c: Guy Don’t rush, am coming just chill
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Me: Ok boss
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M.c: **Faced Audiences** now we are going
to play a game, the name of this game is “Do AS I SAY” i will ask two of you to do
something for me and you must do it or you
pay fine of 1000naira each, The audiences
Roar. Now **He brought out a condom, he gave it to Christabel and said**
now you will unseal the condom and insert
it where it supposed to be
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Me: **My head rang a bell, does mc mean
Christabel should insert condom on my d–k
in front of everyone**
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M.c: Can you do it or pay fine? **Before i
could say jack, Christabel smiled and said yes we will do it**
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Me: Do what, are you out of your sense?
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Christabel: **She moved closed to me and
lean forward to kiss me, she began caress
my chest through my shirt, i was feeling
uncomfortable with that act, she continued
caress my chest without looking at the
audience, some people came forward to
snap and video us, she moved her hand to
my belt and loosed it, Immediately she
loosed it my trouser fell to my ankle because
i used the belt to tiled the trouser to my
waist.
I felt totally embarrassed because i was left
with only boxer, she rubbed her hand on my
semi-hard dick, she was about to pulled it
out when i screamed “STOP” “STOP” i would paid the fine, i quickly wore back my
trouser, I dipped hand into my pocket and brought out 1000naira gave it to m.c**
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Mc: Coward man, you can’t do this little task, Guy am disappointed in you .
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Christabel: **smiled with sexy eye**
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M.c: **Faced me** It is now your turn
handsome man, what you will gonna do for
me is so simple, just remove Ten (10) things
from her .
Me: **What am i going to remove from
Christabel now?
“should i remove her cloths?”
“why would i do that?”
“Do i want to naked her outside?”
An ideal popped into my head, i moved
closed to her, hugged her like 10sec
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“I collected her phone gave it m.c 1”
“I removed her ear ring gave it to mc 2”
“I removed her hair band gave it to mc 3”
“I removed her necklace gave it to mc 4”
“I remove her ring gave it to mc 5”
“I removed her shoe gave it to mc 6”
“I removed her eyeglass gave it to mc 7”
Nothing to remove again unless if i want to
removed her cloth which i don’t ready to** .
Me: That’s all i can removed mc
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M.c: You removed seven items, still reaming
three more to go **Faced Christabel ** Are
you ready to pay fine .
Christabel: Nope, how would i pay fine,
please tell him to remove anything
removable .
M.c: **Turned to me** Guy she said you
should remove anything removable.
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Hmmmm what i removed would shocked
you in the next episode.
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GUYZ IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOE
WHAT WOULD
YOU REMOVED???
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To be continued
