# THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE22
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*** THE RAUNCHY NURSE ***
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I don’t understand the kind of life am living
and about to be living, I remember when
I was glamorous for girlfriend, am now
with enough women already, having 3
women in my custody isn’t a problem, the
main problem is how to understand, cope
and having intimacy with them without
raising any suspicious from any angles.
That’s also a simple problem, the main
problem at hand now is all about unruly
PROGNOSTICATOR (Dupe), firstly Christabel
didn’t know where am living, and if she
asked I would just tell her am living with my
friend (Cnn).
Secondly madam hadiza isn’t type of a
woman that has time for stupid love like
those teenage girls, she cannot demand to
know where am staying, even if she does,
she cannot visit me like beseeching girls, her
own case is quite different and easy to deal
with.
But now I can see myself as most inanimate
guy on earth, to me “Fayemi” is the most
potency herbalist man on earth, come to
think of it with sense of humor, instead of
going for women ritual, I supposed go for
money ritual then, I would have become a
millionaire by now.
I think I have to visit “Fayemi” again, this
time around to show my gratitude not for
money ritual.
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Cnn: What are you thinking
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Me: we are a week far from Edo election
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Cnn: And so? Your father is contesting
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Me: Yes from Kowa party
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Cnn: Fuck nigga
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Me: Photocopy
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Cnn: So when are we going?
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Me: Where?
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Cnn: Christabel side
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Me: I think we should be on our way now
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Cnn: That’s my guy, oya let’s go. And from
there to where?
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Me: I reckon we should visit abbey in
hospital
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Cnn: Good idea, after I filled my tommy we’ll
head to his ward
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We left Cnn room for Christabel abode to
filled our Tommy with what she prepared,
unknown food or so I thought.
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***CHRISTABEL’S ROOM***
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I knocked on the door with full smile on my
face, Christabel also didn’t hesitate to
opened the door for me, I made my way
into her room , but before I could carry two
steps I was blocked with extraordinary kiss
from my charming Christabel.
The kiss was unexpected which makes me
felt chill as the sanitation of her warmth
mouth send signaled to my cord, if your
girlfriend haven’t been treating you the way
Christabel is doing to me, I think you have to
consult “Fayemi” The man behind my
women market
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Christabel: Welcome my love
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Me: Am here
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Christabel: Guess what pesman
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Me: The food you cooked got burnt
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Christabel: Not that, try more
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Me: Better tell me, am not pastor T.B Josua
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Christabel: I think you aren’t coming again
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Me: You think very low of me, I don’t
promise and failed
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Christabel: That’s excellent of you
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Me: You don’t even greet my brother
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Cnn: No need for that, assuming am a single
maybe I would commit suicide today
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Christabel: Haaaaa not up to that my in-law,
am very sorry just that I miss pesman too
much
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Cnn: Not that you miss pesman too much, it
is because I too small here
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Christabel: ***Kneeling down*** Am very
sorry sir, please don’t be offended
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Cnn: Am not ***Faced me*** pesman lets
go where you said we’re going
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Me: Where?
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Cnn: Your girlfriend you said we’re visiting
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Me: Here we are
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Cnn: And your wife to be is behaving like
this to me?
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Me: Sorry brother, Christabel is a wonderful
woman that you will not want to leave again
as time goes on, she’s not rude and robust
girl, she was truly carried away by me, on
behalf of her am deeply sorry brother
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Christabel: Am very sorry sir, please forgive
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Cnn Before I can forgive you you’ll do
something for me
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Christabel: Am ready to do anything for you
sir
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Cnn: Good give me something to corrode
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Christabel: OK sir ***she went into kitchen
to serve us, she came back after five minutes
with big Tray in her hand, inside Tray was
four(4) wrapped of semo with another
plates which was covered, she placed the
tray on a small stool in front of urs, I was
curious to know what’s inside the covered
plates, as I opened the first plate starring me
was well roasted Egusi soup, the scent
coming from the soup can make one break
his/her fasting at 6:10pm almost 40minutes
to breaking hours, I opened the second
plate I was surprised to see a lots of pieces
of meat, I counted like 10 meats in the plate
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Cnn: ***In low voice*** omo this your
girlfriend too sure ooo
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Me: All thanks to my creator
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Cnn: Your creator, or Fayemi?
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Me: Fayemi, who’s Fayemi in front of God?
Fayemi issues is just a coincidence, abeg mo
eat ***We ate in silence without talking to
each other, Christabel came with soft drinks
(Chill exotic) I was shocked when I looked
into the plate of semo and found none
because I retired after eating one wrap of
semo, Cnn ate the reaming three.
Thank God his father wasn’t president
Buhari maybe he would have been eating
our budget or presidential villa by now, who
can tell
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Cnn: Woow what a sweet meal, my wife
you’re endowed, you’re a chef, I guess you
inherit it from our in-laws
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Christabel: ***sit beside me*** whose of
your in-laws if I may ask?
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Cnn: Your progenitor
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Me: Lolzzzz
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Christabel: If you say so, and thanks for
managing my meal, I know it is not worth to
be eating but thanks for consuming it
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Cnn: I must confess the food is super and
yummy, I personally enjoyed it
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Me: Me too, I love the food
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Christabel: Thank you love ***Turned to
cnn*** now that you have eaten can you tell
me more about yourself
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Cnn: Yes I can
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Christabel: Your name, you hobby, your life
style, your education career
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Cnn: One question at a time
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Christabel: OK your name
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Cnn: Cnn
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Christabel: funny cnn? Tell me more about it
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Cnn: Just a nickname nothing more
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Christabel: If you say so ***faced me***
where are you going from here
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Me: Cnn and I want to visit abbey at the
hospital
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Christabel: why are you so selfish like this?
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Me: ***Astonished*** what’s my offense
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Christabel: You always like to sideline
me, you don’t usually carry me along. Am I
not beautiful enough for you to take along
to the hospital?
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Me: See your life, you don’t allow me to
finished my statement before you jumped
into conclusion, what i wanted to say is CNN
and i with you will be going to
hospital to greet abbey, woman be calm.
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Cnn: Even if he wants to sideline you I will
never agree with him, so my dear we are
going together
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Christabel: Thank you jare Baba oko mi (my
in-law) I know you’ll be by my side
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Cnn: Sure, money first woman followed
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Me/christabel: laughed .
Me: ***Faced cnn*** when are we going
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Cnn: I think we should be on our way now
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Christabel: No, you just eat and you need to
rest a bit before we can be going (Piercing
pimples on my face)
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30 MINUTES LATER
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On our way to hospital, the three of us
engaged in chatting like old pals, we were
discussing random topics, we were about to
reached hospital gate when cnn phone rang
he picked the call and talked like 1min, he
faced us after the call
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Cnn: we’ll not stay too long in this
hospital o
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Me: What happened
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Cnn: Tola called me
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Me: Haaa its been long I saw her
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Cnn: she said she is on her way to my house
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Christabel: Hmmm who’s tola ooo
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Cnn: My little Mum
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Christabel: Woow can’t wait to meet her
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Me: Sure you’ll very soon
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Cnn: Don’t worry you shall know each other
soon
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We walked into abbey ward to meet his
absence, one of the nurse told us that he
had been discharged.
The nurse kept starring at me and smile at
the same time, before I knew it she
squeezed pieces of paper in to my hand
without raising any suspicious from
Christabel/Cnn, I quietly collected the paper
and put it inside my pocket, my aim was to
check what was in it when I reached house,
without knowing that another trouble await
me
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To be continued
