The prognosticator episode 4

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# THE_PROGNOSTICATOR_EPISODE 4
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***NAIRABET’S SHOP***
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FIVE MINUTES LATER
*** We walked in to a nearby nairabet shop. I almostfainted with what i saw, because it was my first time of entering any gambling shop, the shop was well furnished with plasma tv, alot of monitors, couch, Ox fan and alot of advertisements poster were pasted on the wall. The place is too crowded, o boi Naija guys
no dey work ni? Or is bank sited here? I said to myself*** .
CNN: guy shey you go play?
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Me: You mean nairabet?
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CNN: No ludo game
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Me: i don’t know how to play it oo, maybe
next time, you will have to teach me.
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***Baba o, Baba agbalagba (Elderly man)
The king of gambling, Baba na you oh, even after you, na you, Baba i dove my hat for you oo. Baba wetin dey for the boys nah? Wetin you bring for us nah? Na you we dey wait for since morning o, The king of gambling himself. The people keep hailing O.J the guy that just walked him, (The guy name is Ojo so O.J Is abbreviation of OJO ) baba shey na
goal goal you wan give us or over two point five (over 2.5 ) we are fully ready oo, they keep hailing O.J
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This guy must be guru for this game o, see as they keep hailing him like celebrity, if Dem born him well let him meet me at Playstation center. Him go hear am, i thought within myself***
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O.J: Thank you my guys, you just make my day, and i will also make your week by given you just seven odd (7 odd)
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*** People continued shouting, some
people starting jumping up, i can see joy in their faces***
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O.J: Like i always said, your father is poor, your mother is poor, you are not an okadabooks.com (bike) rider, you are not a bus conductor, you are not playing nairabet and you always bought new jean trouser and shirt during this baba buhari Regime, my friend you must be a thief.
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*** This O.J guy must be mad oo, must i
played nairabet before i can buy new
wears?***
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Me: CNN what’s the meaning of (7 odd?)
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Cnn: Don’t ask me yet, let O.j give us the
game first, i will explain latter.
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*** omo ale! Bastard!***
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As O.j continued his sermon, one damsel
beautiful lady walked in to the nairabet
shop, dressed in a simple pink gown and pair of sandals. Her hair, thought undone but was neatly packed, her face was a little oily and her legs too, she greeted us and say please where can i charge my phone? She asked nobody
in particular, i quickly moved closed to her, collected her phone plunged it to
unoccupied socket beside my seat, i later
discovered her name was “DUPE” – more
story about dupe later.-
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O.J: As you all know that am a diehard
Arsenal fan but this week it is not matter of my club, let me tell you the fact this ongoing Euro 2016 is full of supprise you won’t believe – unless you watched it , “Iceland” is my banker this,
you know “Iceland” is playing “England” kindly play “Iceland” straight win, That is my seven (7 odd) for this week, best of luck to you guys
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*** People starting the betting with huge
amounts, some bet it with 5k, 7k, 15, CNN also bet it with 5k
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Phone vibrated, its message mtn with their vexatious messages, i will check it later i said to myself***
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Me: CNN oya tell me, what is the meaning of seven odd?
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CNN: seven odd means seven cool thousand naira #7,000
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Me: I don’t understand
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CNN : ok, “Iceland” was given 7 odd, it
means if you stake “Iceland” with #1,000, if “Iceland” win the game/match against
“England” you will collect #8,000 so #7,000 is your gain, if you play it with #2,000 you will collected 16k so 14k
will be your gain
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Me: Cool business
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CNN: Yeah! Very cool business
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*** Phone rings , it was my mum calling***
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Me: Hello ma
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Mum: Hello how are you?
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Me: I’m fine ma
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Mum: Have you seen alert?
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***oh its true, i called her 3days back,
requesting for Jamb fee***
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Me: Actually i received one message about 5min ago, but i havnt check it either its alert or not, i will get back to you after confirmation ma
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Mum: Ok take care bye
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Me: Bye ma
**hang up**
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I brought out my phone from my pocket to check the message, behold It was an Alert
*** You acct 305xxx has been credited with NGN 7,000 on 30 June 2016 12:33 by cash dep 3rd party- shola Bal: 8,245,17CR. I read it again again and again, i placed call to my mum again**
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Me: Hello mum, thanks a lot, have received the alert
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Mum: You are welcome son, use the money to register your jamb not for gambling in playstation center
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Me: Ok ma, may you live long to reap the
fruit of your labour
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Mum: Amin bye
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Me: bye ma
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***hang up, turned to CNN ***
Me: Guy please you will borrow me 5k make i also nacked the game
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CNN : You mean money?
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Me: No, it’s sand, please nah borrow me
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CNN : see pesman, i don’t have such amount with me here. Don’t you know i also played that game with 5k and nothing on me again
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Me: ok no problem
*** I quickly rushed to the nearest ATM
machine to withdraw 5k out of 7k sent to
me by mum, i was so lucky when i reached there, there is nobody there, i made the withdrawal and rushed back to naira but shop, i played the game with 5k, CNN and I about to walked out of Naira bet shop when Dupe walked on us. Chai! … I nearly forgot I helped this fine girl plug her phone***
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Dupe: Please brother where is my phone
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Me: let me get it for you, i unpluged the
phone and handed it to her but not until i
collected her number
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AN HOUR LATER. **AT CNN ROOM**
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Me: Guy it seems that I’m having feelings for that Dupe girl oo
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CNN : Who is Dupe?
Me: The girl i helped charge her phone at
nairabet shop
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CNN : Pesman put your mind at rest, you
don’t need to be worried. We are
going to Fayemi’s house in the next two
days, i believe all girls in this area will be
running after you, so forget about dupe till we come back from Fayemi’s shrine.
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Me: I trust you my guy.
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*** We are in amidst of our discussion
when CNN phone rang, he picked the call and talked like 57sec before hang up, he faced me and said***.
CNN: Guy you have to start going.
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Me: What happened?
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CNN: Tola is coming here, she just called me
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*** Tola was CNN girlfriend, They have been dating for 3months, 3weeks 3days now, and time is also 3:33pm funny enough***
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Me: *** In jealously voice*** no problem.
Afterall this is your house .
CNN: Stop talking like kid, do you want me to be doing “programme” in your presence?.
*** “Programme” is a code for having
sex with opposite sex, yoruba do called it
“Eto”***
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Me: So you are even planning of doing a
programme with her?
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CNN: Before nko? Tola must hear it today
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Me: *** Felt bad*** no lele, guy let me start going, i left his room went outside, and walking to my house. I brought out my phone, insert the earpice and play some cool music, i was totally lost and gone in the music not remembering i
was on the road, i was also shaking my
head to the ryhmes of the music. Suddenly someone tapped me from back, i was shocked with the image i saw
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To be Continued

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