Throwback Tuesday.
Sex, robbery and delivery service.
EPISODE 13
**MAIN STORY CONTINUES********
ME: so tell me, who are this rival team?
LABAKE: you are just too inquisitive, haba. That reminds me. Where did you get your new phone from?
ME: I got it from one of my neighbours this morning after you robbed me.
LABAKE: eeeyyahh, sorry dear. You told your neighbours about the robbery?
ME: yes I did, but I was surprised they didn’t hear anything and they weren’t aware of the robbery.
LABAKE: *laughed* they can’t, since we didn’t break any door or fired a gun, it was a silence strategic operation.
ME: hmmm, I hail ooo.. But wait labake, aren’t you scared of the police? Or you don’t think of getting caught some day?
LABAKE: I do, but I have no choice than to make money, maybe when I have enough money, I will open a big boutique and quit the team business
ME: hmm, labake!!!!, may your greed for money not push you into trouble.
LABAKE: Amen oooo, na you sabi oooo, u hear?.
ME: so I’m listening, who are the rival team? And why are you all after me?
LABAKE: dear, I’m hungry if you are not.
ME: then let’s go down stairs to the canteen to eat because I’m also hungry.
LABAKE: **laughed**, so if I didn’t made mention of food nko?, hunger go just kill you for here?.
ME: na you know oooo, I’m just hungry abeg.
LABAkE: we can’t go together, its risky. Anyone down stairs might know you or me or both of us.
ME: so what will happen?
LABAKE: hold on. ****scrolled on her phone and dial a number***. Hello shandy, abeg come, your husband dey hungry. Go to the canteen and get 3 plates of rice with beef and 3 bottle water for us**hanged up***.
ME: who was that? And who is her husband?, are you also into lesbianism?
LABAKE: hmmmm. You too dey ask questions abeg. Wait till she comes and you will see the person yourself.
ME: ok oooohh.
7minutes later, we heard a knock on the door and labake opened the door for the quest to come in. Shandy was the lady who brought me from outside and registered us as mrs and mrs johnson. I looked at her once again and discovered she was so pretty even more than labake. Maybe I didn’t noticed it earlier due to the fear on me.
We all sat together on the bed to eat the food. At intervals, my eyes and that of shandy will met and she will smile at me. Labake caught me staring at shandy towards the end of the meal and she frowned at me and I had to look elsewhere. “Chaiiii, shandy isn’t bad ooo”.
We finished the meal and shandy excused us again and left labake and I in the room. I was staring at her well sized and structured as$ as she was walking out of the door. Labake hit me on the chest.
LABAKE: what were you staring at earlier?
ME: nothing, it was just a coincidence
LABAKE: don’t tell me you are attracted to her oranges and the booty because I knew what you like.
ME: no ooooo, it was just a coincidence.
LABAKE: better.
ME: now that we had eaten, can we go back to our discussion?
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To be continued..
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