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MY NYSC DIARY SEASON 2
WRITTEN BY: I AM OLAOLOWO
TITLED: LIFE AS A CORP MEMBER IN IBADAN AND THE PRIMARY PLACE OF ASSIGNMENT
To all those that usually occupy like 5 chairs, just to reserve seat for their friends during SAED lectures, I hope you know work in a restaurant where you make seat reservations for customers.
To all those guys that would occupy 2 chairs and when a fellow guy ask them for a seat, they will refuse but will gladly give the seat to a girl….I hope you are now married to the girl.
To all those who did “eye service” in camp and forming familiarity with the camp staffs and Soldiers in order to be posted to a good place for PPA….I hope you now work at Shell petroleum plc.
To all those who hustled for every post in camp-Platoon leader, social leader, sport leader, room leader, toilet leader…I hope you were finally retained in camp.
To those people wey carry parade for head, marching from morning till night screaming Prey shun!… I hope you have now been enlisted into the Nigerian Army.
To those who seriously paid attention to the SAED lectures…. I hope you still remember everything you were taught.
To those people who were forming O.B.O at mamee market that night after the first alowee was paid…. I hope you still have change (Not Buhari’s change)
To those who suddenly don’t drink pure water (sachet water) again when they were in camp… I hope you are still consistent with buying bottled water.
To those girls forming posh in camp… I hope you have been able to attract Van vicker.
To those announcers at OBS, forming foreign accent, I hope you now broadcast 10’o clock news at channel TV.
To those people who stayed coded, observing on ghost mode…. I hail o
This is a beginning of another life after camp. It’s my life experience AS A CORP MEMBER IN IBADAN
LIFE AS A CORP MEMBER IN IBADAN