it’s December n I just remembered it now. it happened four years ago. it wasn’t fun at all.
me n ma guys went out drinking one night. n u know guys nah…after some bottles we started talking about our s£xcapades with different girls.
unfortunately I couldn’t talk much cos all d girls I’ve had were relationships n I’m not one to kiss n tell especially as two of them knew most of the girls. then they started telling stories of how they had hookers. how they quarrelled with hookers. how they befriended hookers etc. all this while I was just silent n laffing…then Ejiro, my cousin looked at me n said “Brume u nor get any gist for us?” to which I replied, “I nvr near ashawo house b4 not to talk of straff”. they all lost their innocence to hookers btw…but they knew I lost mine to our housegirl when I was just 8 n that made me d mist s£xually active of them all till now. of course on thing led to d oda n they decided to remain on my case. after beer they decided they were going to disvirgin me properly. we were going to a joint. no amount of pleading was gonna save me. I even told them I just had set d previous day but they said I was lying.
we got to d joint n I was almost entering when I remembered I had my gold necklace, wristwatch, wallet n phones still on me. I told them I was gonna drop it all in d car but they tot I wanted to run. the funny thing is they didn’t even bother following me cos they know I won’t drive off n leave dem there. luckily I was d one driving so I had the keys else I’m not sure they would hv allowed me go back…
after dropping my things I went to meet them. without wasting time they had picked their girls n even bot them drinks. then I sat down n they asked me to pick any girl even from the ones they had picked. before all this u should hv seen how this girls were dragging me, calling me fineboy, omo mummy, etc. my skin crawled at their touches. one stood in front of me shaking her breasts. from my reactions they knew it was my first time. I heard stuff like ” come nah…I go do u well”. it was appalling. well back to d table. I told myself if it’s gonna b my first time I might as well mk fun out of it. I then asked all of them to stand up. my friends had already told them that it was my first time n they were doing this all for me. they gladly did with smiles n were twisting n turning in funny ways which I found least appealing. I settled for one who was smallish like me n had not too big bust but a sizeable backside. she smiled n did d “tongue out” to the other girls who just laughed. at this point it was fun. she was all over me like a guy would b all over his new found virgin… . it was now getting interesting. my friends had already told me b4 hand to play with her n treat her well too cos they like to b treated nice. trust me on that one. I know how to do that but with a hooker it didn’t feel real cos I know it was all about d money. now it was time to go to the rooms n this was the worst part of it all…
immediately we entered d room I just stood there like a mumu. I didn’t know what to do. she was already on d bed n searching for something in a drawer. at this point I moved a step back closer to the door. all d beer in haf cleared from my eye by now. I tot to myself “thank heavens I dropped everything in d car. all I hv to carry out of this place now is my self in one whole piece”. then she brought out a condom. at this point I relaxed. she looked at me n said “oya come nah”. I responded like a robot n sat on d bed. she was of course Unclad by now. then her voice changed, “abeg comot cloth. nor waste my time jare”. this was after I had paid her the complete amount. she didn’t agree to half payment first. I took off my clothes n for the first time I realised I didn’t have a hard-on. she just eyed me n grabbed my stick n started massaging it. it didn’t work. I then told her that I’m not used to this. I’m used to cuddling n kissing (not that I wanted to kiss her), n lots of pre-intimacy. she laughed so hard that I wanted to leave.
“u think say na up gf u wan Bleep?”. ” u b real mugu o” if u know say u no wan do abeg mk I comot. time dey go. my customers dey wait me jare…mschewwwww”
I tot of the guys n how it would b telling them I just couldn’t bring myself to it. I decided to relax n try to enjoy it. I then made the biggest mistake u can probably mk with a hooker…I grabbed her breast. if u see d way she slapped my hand-off ehn…the small election way I don dey get disappear…this time she didn’t say anything. the look in her eyes said it all. I asked myself how I was supposed to do her without touching her. my conclusion was simple “today na today”. for the first time in my life I wanted to run away from a Unclad n “willing woman”. well I finally got hard. she wore the condom on me like a mother wearing diapers for her kid. then she got some vaseline n lubricated her puss.y. then lay on her back n said, in the most unromantic way, “oya”. this time I no even argue I just rested my two hands beside her head n asked her to guide me in. then I started pumping…
when I pump ( n certainly not in the missionary position) I watch for reactions n listen for moans but all I had in my head was “na me be dis? na ahawo I dey straff like this?”
all these tots kept me from coming quickly. I think I went close to 20 minutes without changing position except when she wanted to re-oil her engine with some vaseline. after a while she lost her patience.
“I nor know how small person like u go dey carry this kind tin for body…plus all d beer way u Don drink. if u no say u nor go release quick abet comot cos if ur prick soft u go pay for another condom o”.
Then an idea came to my head. I change am for am….
I told her straight “ur face no dey mk me wan come u too worwor…make I enter from behind…ur yansh fine pass ur face. na y I choose u sef…”. she smiled a bit n said…”u dey craze. na extra money b dat…cos me n u no bargain style…”. I said no wahala…of course I didn’t hv any money on me so I said I’d give her when we got out. “she laughed n said confidently…”u na butty so if u like try any nonsense…i go fvck u up for here”. I told her to just shut d f up n turn over. then I abused her some more. I noticed she liked it. of course she insulted me too but this time it was with a smile.
this time I guided myself in held her ass spread her cheeks, arched forward so I could penetrate deep. I was determined to cause her pain…
next thing I heard was “small small o. tk am easy. nor injure me o”. a wave of excitement surged thru my body n I was so hard by now that I was smiling sheepishly knowing what I was about to do…
I started pumping slowly at first…I noticed she was moaning but it was so artificial n I realised she was doing it to me me cum faster. it worked d opposite cos my aim now was to me her cry out of pain…then she changed her tone…at first she started enjoying it cos she held my laps at a point n kept urging me on…then I grabbed her waist tight n started hitting real hard…she dropped her knees n was flat on d bed…I followed he down like that n started kissing her neck n reached for her breasts…of course she didn’t allow me…she started struggling n it felt like I was trying To Molest her…I must confess it felt good. I pinned her from d back of her neck n kept bleeping her from behind. She kept complaining n saying “tk it easy nah…I dey enjoy am before but dis one way u dey do now dey pain me…”. this drove me wild with excitement n I kissed her ears, neck cheeks, I grabbed one of her legs n spread it wide then I put my other hand around her neck like I was gonna strangle her…at this point she submitted cos she felt the passion building up in me. I was gonna cum soon…while still on her I grabbed her butt tight n kept on pounding suddenly d condom burst…n it was skin to skin…
“wait o. the condom don tear, abeg u wait mk I change….”
she didn’t finish d statement. I felt her hand on my neck. skin to skin…completely made her lose it…she was stroking my neck n for the first time she moaned with real passion…then she surprisingly turned a bit n our lips met…she attempted to turn fully but I felt she was trying to trick me to get me off her. I held her down like I was raping her n she just submitted still kissing me. then it happened…she started shaking n pushing me deeper in…but kept saying “please, please, please, ….” at this point I couldn’t take it anymore I exploded fully into her…
then I slipped out. n noticed some whitish stuff all over my dick…she looked at me n smiled…
“my small fine boyfriend u sabi Bleep o…this one way u do sweet pass money sef”. then for the first time she spoke in fluent English…”if it’s ok by u I’d like to give u my number. maybe u could call me up sometime when u r free”. I was dumbfounded. of course I collected her number.
I’ve bleeped her three times after that but my friends don’t know. talking about them…when I came out we were both smiling…on d drive they asked me how was it? I replied…”how long was I in there?”. ejiro told me I came out like 30 minutes after the last of them had come out. I smiled and replied “then it must have been 30 times better than the best any of u had tonight.
The End…
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