They searched my room for about 15min
without founding something useful to
them. The guy that tiled me down to chair
walked to me and landed another feverish
slap on my face, i found myself in the state
of having a fever that has elevated my
body temperature.
Guy1: Detriment, I think we should start
going, this guy is poorer than church rat
Guy2: Violent, you make sense but we
cannot leave this guy room without taking
something along with us
*** So their names are “Detriment” and
“Violent” According to 7th edition of oxford
dictionary, “Detriment” can be define as
something that which cause injury, damage,
loss or misfortune
while “violent” can also be define as
involving extreme force or motion, involving
physical conflicts.
Oh lord please don’t let “Detriment” and
“Violent, detriment and violent me, i pray
within myself “***
Violent: What do you suggest we do?
Detriment: I think we should go with his
Playstation 3 and few of his clothes
Violent: You always make sense padi mi (my
Detriment: ** Faced me** guess your name
is Pesman? And i knew you were named
Pesman just because of this game in my
hand ** carrying my PS 3 with left hand**
at this moment your name should be
changed, because we are going with your
PS game, but if God bless you, you can buy a
supermario and named yourself “marioman”
Violent: Let select few of his rag that he
called clothes
Me: ** My God please don’t let them took the
jean trouser i wore in the afternoon oo, my
40k nairabet winning ticket was kept inside
Detriment: Guy let go this guy clothes are
not worth to be stolen, how on earth would
i be stolen rag?
Violent: Lets go, wait it seems he just
bought this jean trouser, i will take it
along** Pointing to my jean, where i kept
my 40k winning ticket, they left my room
with my ps3 and my trouser, my daring ps3
and winning ticket of 40k was gone, i
My eyes slowly opened, The atmosphere was
completely different. The air had a perfumed
scent the seat were plush.
Every surface was dustless. The nurses were
unhurried and they moved with a serene
purposefully from room to room on their
rounds. There were vases of flowers and
beautiful framed pieces of art on the walls.
In the room was a water dispenser and in
most rooms could be heard the noise of
That was when i knew i was on hospital
bed, i turned my head to right side there
were my mum and my little sister ( I do
called her Queen) I turned left side there
were CNN , Tola and Dupe.
I looked at Dupe and smiled
Mum: Thank God you are awake. Doctor said
you will be discharge today, once you are
discharge, you will be following me to my
house, your house is not secured for now
CNN: Don’t worry mum, he will move in with
Queen: Welcome back brother, guess you
are strong now?
Tola: Uncle pesman how are you feelings
Dupe: He is strong already, i trust him, he is
not a lazy man
Mum: what would you like to eat?
Me: bread and hot tea
Mum: ** Turned to my sister** go and
prepare tea for your brother. She left the
ward to prepare tea and bread for me
Mum: let me go and freshen up, thank God
friends are here with you, i will be back in
no time ** she left the hospital ward**
Me: CNN, please you and Tola should help me
go to my room you will see one umbrella at
the left corner side of my room, check inside
it my phone was hide inside that umbrella
CNN : hiding your phone inside umbrella? Do
you know thieves were coming to your
house before hiding your phone?
Me: No i don’t, but before i slept yesternight
my mind keep telling me to hide it and I
obeyed, that’s why i hide it inside umbrella
( I lied)
CNN : Ok bro **Faced Tola** lets go dear
Tola: I want to stay with uncle permanent,
please go alone
Me: Dear Tola follow him nah, you know he
can’t do without you, or you want another
girl to snatch him from you along the road?
Tola: Hmmmm na True o uncle pesman, i
don’t want to be toying with my husband to
be, oya lets go ** Two of them left the room
leaving Dupe and i inside the hospital
Dupe: ** she moved closed to me, caress my
forehead, i the felt the feelings**
Pesman, don’t i warned you not to sleep in
your room? You don’t want to heed to my
words abi?
Me: Not like that dupe, i tried all my possible
best not sleep in my room but all went futile,
all my friends i called gave me frivolous
Dupe: Why don’t you sleep with brother
Me: Tola passed night in his house, and i
Dupe; **Cuts in** its ok Pesman , but don’t
doubt me if i tell you something next time
Me: But Dupe where did you get all this
information? Abi you are part of them
Dupe: Lolzzz part of them ko, part of them ni
Me: Dupe you are scaring me who are
you per say?
Dupe: Do you want to know me?
Me: Yes i want
to know
Dupe: you are yet to deserved to know who
am i, when its time you will. Pesman do you
love me?
Me: Yes i do
Dupe: Are you sure?
Me: Why all this nah, i love you with my soul
Dupe: Ok, i will tell you something when we
reached house
Me: I hate suspense please tell me now
Dupe: Your sister is here already, and what i
want to tell you is a secret, just chill till we
reached your house
Me: Where is she?
Dupe: Wait and see she would enter now
*** Knock on the door, my sister walked in
with big flask on her left hand and slice
bread on her Right hand***
Queen: ** She poured tea inside cup and
placed it on small table with four slice
Brother here is your food sit
and eat it. ** I sat, took a slice of bread,
soaked it inside tea put it to my mouth but i
couldn’t eat it, the tea and bread was
tasteless in my mouth**
Me: This tea is tasteless in my mouth
Queen: Maybe because of injections you
Dupe: **Caress my hairy chest** should i
feed you?
Me: Don’t worry dear ** I managed to eat
3 slice of bread with a cup of tea**
*** Knock on the door, CNN and Tola walked
in, he (CNN) brought out my phone from
pocket handed it to me***
CNN : Guy you try o
Me: What happened?
CNN: I suffered before i could see this
phone. e be like say you dey leave with your
grandmother before, you sabi how to hide
Tola: Abi nah, nobody can suspect your
phone were kept there
*** Mummy walked in with Doctor***
Mum: Pele oko mi (sorry my dear) Doctor
said you will be discharge now
Doctor: Yes, you will be discharge now, your
bill has been taken care off by someone, but
the person didn’t reveal her Identity, so you
can go home now,.
Mum: Pleas doctor who paid the bill?
Doctor: Madam, on no account you should
worry yourself, the person said when its
time you will know
Mum: Just want to appreciate her
Doctor: It ok madam, we will delivered your
message , and you young man **he faced
me** make sure you complete your drugs
and stay away from trouble ok?
Me: Alright sir, thanks alot.
I was discharged, all of us left the hospital,
but not until CNN finished reaming bread
and tea ( Hungry Dude)
Tola: My mum is waiting for me at home, i
will check on you back uncle pesman
Me: Ok dear, thanks for your care
Dupe: Let me be on my way too, i left my
sister alone in the house since morning
Me: no problem dear, you have tried for me
can’t wait to see you again love you so
Dupe: ** Kissed me ** love you more
Tola and Dupe left the room, remaining CNN
and i
CNN : Guy, those thieves really deal with you
o, see how they tied you like sallah ram
Me: No be small thing brother, they nearly
killed me, and cold for outside was not
helping the matter at all, that i don’t know
when i fainted
CNN : Eyah sorry bro
Me: Thanks yours is coming
CNN : You they crazy, let go and cashed in
winning tickets
Me: *** In inarticulate voice *** my ticket
was kept inside the jean trouser those
people took in my room
CNN : ** Laughing Endlessly **
Me: What’s funny? Why the stupid laugh?
CNN: I was laughing because you are the
most dumpest guy i ever met
Me: so if it was you, won’t you released the
trouser to them, or you want me to losse my
precious life because of 40k winning ticket?
CNN : Stop saying rubbish, your ticket is here
with me
Me: How come?
CNN : I was the one who collected it when it
was printed out yesterday
Me: ** happy ** Thank God oo, abeg lets go
and collect our money
CNN : Mumu guy
Me: So far my ticket is with you i agreed to
be mumu, thanks
*** We left his room for nairabet shop, we
cashed in our money left the nairabet shop,
but not until we gave O.J 200naira each for
job weldone, aki lahun kaniyi, ( you can’t be
stingy and be honored )***
Later in the night still in CNN room
Me: How about where we are going
CNN: Where?
Me: Fayemi’s shrine ofcourse
Cnn: You are a greed man, thought you have
Dupe already, what else are you looking for
Me: Guy remember your words, ” seven
girlfriends at a time”
CNN : And so?
Me: Let Go please, i want to confirmed how
powerful fayemi was
*** My phone rang that moment, i checked
the screening, you all guessed right it was
Dupe i picked the call***
Me: Hello dear
Dupe: Hello my love, how are you doing?
Me: Am getting better, thanks for your care
Dupe: Where are you now?
Me: Still with CNN
Dupe: Good just want to tell you that you
should not do what you are planning to do
Me: what?
Dupe: You know nah, where you are
planning to go with brother cnn, pesman
you should not go, i can bet it with you, you
will regrets the outcomes
Pesman you are in big mess this girl had
found out again, what next to do now,
should i go or not?
To be continued

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